Jungle Cruise


 So Disney saw what a huge success Pirates of the Caribbean was, a movie based on a ride at Disneyland (and Disneyworld, I presume), so they tried it again with jungle cruise!

And it was not as good. BUT! I did enjoy it pretty much EXACTLY as much as I thought I would. Now, let's just say right up front that I feel like this movie would have been unwatchable without Dewayne Johnson. The rest of the cast is just silly, cheesy, little kid show humor, sight gags, and slapstick. The plot is super thin. The jokes are silly and goofy. If it weren't for the just downright likeableness of the Rock, I wouldn't have enjoyed it at all.

But The Rock delivers. He's fun, he's adventuresome, and he delivers some jokes midway through the movie that are a range from terrible to actually really funny, but you enjoy all of them because he is just so darn likable.

It's clean. I don't even think there are any strong words in it. So if you like Dewayne Johnson, I recommend you see it. I don't HIGHLY recommend it. But if you are looking for something fun, check it out.

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