tomb raider (2001)


 Tomb Raider (2001) was THE BIGGEST disappointment in a movie I've ever experienced. The previews looked fantastic. Angelina Jolie was all the rage around that time. The game was so fun to play. The movie HAD to be good, right?

Wrong.

I found out while watching that movie how a bad script (and bad writing in general) can completely ruin a great concept and make it into a horrible movie. To be fair, if I'd gone in with much, MUCH lower expectations, I might have halfway enjoyed it in a campy way. But I was expecting a good movie. And it was NOT a good movie.

I don't recommend seeing this one. If you DO happen to see it, lower your expectations as low as they will possibly go. (no real nudity, some language, no serious violence)

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